Mr. Car Demon

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Do kaam kaam. No time for chaos or romance.

Lot A

Mr. Car Demon is a salesman

Handwritten note — mr. car demon sells all sorts of cars. he wants to sell many cars. he doesn't care about me. he cares about cars. and has many chicas. but not me. not this chica. other chicas.

Handwritten note — only knows how to sell cars. doesn't know about the inner workings of heart. breaks this chica's heart and tells soft lies to gain favours.

Handwritten note — why can't I stop thinking about him. is it because I'm using walmart paper. he who shan't be named, for I don't want to be sued.

Handwritten note — when I'm vulnerable, he's straight talking to my soul.

Handwritten note — do I misunderstand mr. car demon

Lot B

Beware of Mr. Car Demon

Handwritten note — beware of mr. car demon. stay away, for he only wants to buy your car or sell you a car or make you a car. i can't tell.

Handwritten note — and he calls me unhinged and crazy. Look who's talking.

Handwritten note — mr. car demon doesn't care about love. he only wants you to work.

Handwritten note — mr. car demon steals snacks and distributes to chicas.

Lot C

Mr. Car Demon accepts tokens

Handwritten note — mr. car demon: I need tokens. please supply some.

Handwritten note — mr car demon also gives rides in exchange of tokens. he's greedy for tokens.

Handwritten note — mr. car demon also collects content in exchange of tokens. very interesting.

Handwritten note — mr. car demon also helps with driving lessons. i think. he offered once.

Lot D

Mr. Car Demon doesn't care about this chica

Handwritten note — I cried. no one cares. but I'll still cry. it's okay to cry even if no one cares. i care. and I'll take care of myself.

Handwritten note — the sooner I can cry about something, the sooner I can uncover what's really bothering me and what's happening underneath.

Handwritten note — my lover is gumsum. i miss him. ☹ i have to let him go.

Handwritten note — i'll sleep in my own arms tonight.

Handwritten note — that's why there are rules in the world. but when can we tell when they help us and when they deceive us. who teaches us the rules of the world. the rules of nature. are there rules of life?

Handwritten note — dua lipa, training season

A tiny drawing of a car, and 1m — (a little car) 1m

Two doodles, one like an m and one like a w — (two doodles)

Lot E

Mr. Car Demon wants you to work

Hand-drawn limo labelled mr. car demon on a dotted road, a round sign, and a box: Focus 25 min, $1, get today, MR. CAR DEMON — (the limo, on a dotted road) Focus · 25 min · ($1) · get today · MR. CAR DEMON

Handwritten thought cloud — (in a thought cloud) do kaam kaam. focus. no time for chaos or romance.

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